I Am a Man

I am a man
I’m mean and strong
My fuse is short
My penis, long
I don’t need help
From here to there
My face and butt
Sprout lots of hair
I guzzle beer
While watching sports
Kids shield their eyes
When I wear shorts
I eat raw steaks
And spicy wings
(Plus onion flavored
Bagel rings)
I never cry
Except at night
Trying on bras
Is normal, right?
I laugh and curtsy
Skip and twirl
Oh man I wish
I was a girl!






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11 2009

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  1. 1

    I completely adore this blog. I’ve only been reading for a few weeks now, but this is my favorite poem so far!

  2. 2

    Thanks for the kind words, Emily. I completely adore your comment.



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