Sonnet XII
This bagel’s somewhat darker than I like
Like Cage and Shue instead of Cheech and Chong
Or Jack Bauer instead of Barney Fife
I guess I let it toast a bit too long
These onions overwhelm all with their taste Like Donald Trump with marble, glass and gold Or one whose favorite band is Ace of Base I guess my mixing hand was just too bold
This hole is fairly larger than ideal Like any screen that broadcasts Carrot Top Or any speaker playing songs by Seal I guess my fingers knew not when to stop
But even though my similes are crummy, I still think that this bagel’s pretty yummy
These onions overwhelm all with their taste Like Donald Trump with marble, glass and gold Or one whose favorite band is Ace of Base I guess my mixing hand was just too bold
This hole is fairly larger than ideal Like any screen that broadcasts Carrot Top Or any speaker playing songs by Seal I guess my fingers knew not when to stop
But even though my similes are crummy, I still think that this bagel’s pretty yummy
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11 2009
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Very true! Makes a change to see soemnoe spell it out like that. 🙂
You have the monopoly on useful information-aren’t monopolies illegal? 😉
We could’ve done with that insight early on.