growth

my onion bagel grew a beard
and ever since when i have smeared
cream cheese upon it i have feared
my butter knife would leave it sheared

(i bet its hairs would taste real weird)





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04 2009

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  1. noreply@blogger.com (Nicole) #
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    Are you contemplating shaving your beard for summer? I’m detecting a subtle theme here…



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