Text Message From the Delicatessen

Your bagel has been canceled
due to inclement weather
PLEASE DO NOT HIT REPLY

You’ve already been rescheduled
for the next available bagel:
TUESDAY
6:05 PM

We apologize for any inconvenience
and we’ve upgraded you to “onion”
at no additional charge.

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12 2008

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  1. noreply@blogger.com (Nicole) #
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    I hate it when that happens! 🙂



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