The Greatest Bagel Ever Boiled

It wasn’t a perfect “O”
like you’re thinking
more like an italicized D
And it wasn’t all that fresh
mere hours from being stale
in fact
And the onion flakes stuck to its sides
were more than a little

But when the old man took a bite
he changed his mind
And didn’t kill his wife
after all

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12 2008

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  1. (Nicole) #

    that is effed up. and genius!

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