O
is for onion
the bagel i like most
N is for not ever equating it
to toast – that would be insanity,
which is what the I is for, and if you try to
say it’s not, i’ll just come bust down your door
and i’ll wear a mask, and i’ll carry an axe
and a can of gas and a bunch of matches
and you’ll be all like, oh god, no! which in
case you didn’t get it is what the second O
is for, but i won’t even hear your pleas,
cause i’ll be busy creaming cheese
once you get a taste of these,
you’ll Never make that
error again
