Rebirth of Bagel Boy
Don’t call me Bagel Boy, cried Bagel Boy to me
A request no self-respecting, self-conscious tween could heed
So we filled up his gym locker with sesame seeds
And we covered his textbooks with Neufchatel Cheese
Then we prank called his house and said Is your fridge running? Since at that point we’d run out of bagel-themed ideas
Unlike us, however, this kid was quite cunning ‘Cause he came one schoolday dressed just like an onion And we didn’t know what, but knew he was up to something So we left him alone, too scared to make fun of him
Then we prank called his house and said Is your fridge running? Since at that point we’d run out of bagel-themed ideas
Unlike us, however, this kid was quite cunning ‘Cause he came one schoolday dressed just like an onion And we didn’t know what, but knew he was up to something So we left him alone, too scared to make fun of him
