Orientation
I’m the boss here
So do things my way,
You boil what I want
And bake when I say
Your hat is white paper Your apron is checkered, Keep them both clean Or it goes on your record
If I find an onion In the poppy seed station, You won’t get a warning You’ll be on probation
If my yeast goes bad ‘Cause you overstocked, I’m not even joking Your paycheck gets docked
Don’t bring me cream cheese When I wanted schmear, One phone call from me Could destroy your career
Just keep the holes hollow And your attitude in line, Don’t ever dare cross me And you’ll do just fine
Your hat is white paper Your apron is checkered, Keep them both clean Or it goes on your record
If I find an onion In the poppy seed station, You won’t get a warning You’ll be on probation
If my yeast goes bad ‘Cause you overstocked, I’m not even joking Your paycheck gets docked
Don’t bring me cream cheese When I wanted schmear, One phone call from me Could destroy your career
Just keep the holes hollow And your attitude in line, Don’t ever dare cross me And you’ll do just fine
