liar
there’s nothing to see here
i haven’t changed a thing
just ordered my usual,
an onion-flavored ring
you know these onion bagels are all i ever eat so keep your distance ’cause they make my breath smell just like feet
it’s true this bagel’s onion why would i ever lie? but please don’t come and sit with me you’ll make me feel too shy
you’ve pulled away my napkin and now my cover’s blown why couldn’t you leave me and my garlic bagel alone?
you know these onion bagels are all i ever eat so keep your distance ’cause they make my breath smell just like feet
it’s true this bagel’s onion why would i ever lie? but please don’t come and sit with me you’ll make me feel too shy
you’ve pulled away my napkin and now my cover’s blown why couldn’t you leave me and my garlic bagel alone?
