very impressive
strongman at the circus
bending metal bars
lifting slabs of concrete
chewing week-old onion bagels
without even chipping a tooth
Posts Tagged ‘entertainment’
Please Don’t Call The ASPCA
I think your dog is drunk
Did somebody feed it beer?
It’s lookin’ all glassy-eyed
And lecherous
Like it’d wanna hump my leg
If it had more energy
That dog’s stumbling in circles And barking at the toilet And forgetting to life its leg When it pees Pass me another onion bagel ‘Cause this is pretty fun to watch
That dog’s stumbling in circles And barking at the toilet And forgetting to life its leg When it pees Pass me another onion bagel ‘Cause this is pretty fun to watch
