{"id":100,"date":"2009-03-21T17:55:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-22T00:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=100"},"modified":"2009-10-06T08:14:22","modified_gmt":"2009-10-06T15:14:22","slug":"warnin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=100","title":{"rendered":"warnin"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">me bagel is watched by me trusty guard donkey<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">ee&#8217;s woolly and watchful and if ye hear im honkey<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">ye best turn afoot and git outta dis place<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">or eel frighten the onions right offa ye face!<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-2880669277684935816?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>me bagel is watched by me trusty guard donkey ee&#8217;s woolly and watchful and if ye hear im honkey ye best turn afoot and git outta dis place or eel frighten the onions right offa ye face!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[102,87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":983,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions\/983"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}