{"id":1008,"date":"2009-10-06T15:22:28","date_gmt":"2009-10-06T22:22:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1008"},"modified":"2009-10-06T15:22:28","modified_gmt":"2009-10-06T22:22:28","slug":"a-brief-history-of-lies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1008","title":{"rendered":"a brief history of lies"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">the moon is made of cheese<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">the sun&#8217;s a bowl of chili<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">why are you all laughing?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i&#8217;m not being silly<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">the stars are sugar lumps<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">the milky way is candy<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i&#8217;m not even joking<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">as sure as my name&#8217;s andy<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">pluto&#8217;s made of dog treats<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">mars is one big cherry<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">saturn&#8217;s ringed by onion bagels<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">or my face isn&#8217;t hairy<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the moon is made of cheese the sun&#8217;s a bowl of chili why are you all laughing? i&#8217;m not being silly the stars are sugar lumps the milky way is candy i&#8217;m not even joking as sure as my name&#8217;s andy pluto&#8217;s made of dog treats mars is one big cherry saturn&#8217;s ringed by onion [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[96,150,93],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1008"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1010,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions\/1010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}