{"id":1069,"date":"2009-10-13T19:17:15","date_gmt":"2009-10-14T02:17:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1069"},"modified":"2009-10-13T19:17:15","modified_gmt":"2009-10-14T02:17:15","slug":"at-the-bagel-shop-%e2%80%93-or-%e2%80%93-at-the-doctors-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1069","title":{"rendered":"at the bagel shop \u2013 or \u2013 at the doctor&#8217;s office"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">wrapped in flimsy paper,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">each crinkle-producing movement is amplified<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you are examined, squeezed,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">sometimes even cut<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you wonder:<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">do i look okay?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">do i smell like onion?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">do they ever turn the heat on in this place?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you don\u2019t know what\u2019s coming next<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and you grow colder<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">with every second<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wrapped in flimsy paper, each crinkle-producing movement is amplified you are examined, squeezed, sometimes even cut you wonder: do i look okay? do i smell like onion? do they ever turn the heat on in this place? you don\u2019t know what\u2019s coming next and you grow colder with every second<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[91,178,143],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1069"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1071,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069\/revisions\/1071"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}