{"id":108,"date":"2009-03-29T20:05:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-30T03:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=108"},"modified":"2009-10-05T21:30:30","modified_gmt":"2009-10-06T04:30:30","slug":"drinkin-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=108","title":{"rendered":"Drinkin&#8217; Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I woke up this morning with me head achin&#8217; split,<\/span><\/address>\n<address> Oh onion-ee, oh onion-ah, oh onion-i-o<\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">From drinkin&#8217; two too many whiskeys last nit&#8217;,<\/span><\/address>\n<address> Oh onion-ee, oh onion-ah, oh onion-i-o<\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The light from the window was awfully brigh&#8217;,<\/span><\/address>\n<address> Oh onion-ee, oh onion-ah, oh onion-i-o<\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And it hurt worse me head when I squint shut me eye,<\/span><\/address>\n<address> Oh onion-ee, oh onion-ah, oh onion-i-o<\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">So I went to the bathroom where me aspirin are kempt,<\/span><\/address>\n<address> Oh onion-ee, oh onion-ah, oh onion-i-o<\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">When I turned o&#8217;er the bottle it was completely empt&#8217;,<\/span><\/address>\n<address> Oh onion-ee, oh onion-ah, oh onion-i-o<\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">So I stumbled out the room and to the stairwell,<\/span><\/address>\n<address> Oh onion-ee, oh onion-ah, oh onion-i-o<\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But me hand missed the railing and downward I fell,<\/span><\/address>\n<address> Oh onion-ee, oh onion-ah, oh onion-i-o<\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">End over end I tumbled toward the floor,<\/span><\/address>\n<address> Oh onion-ee, oh onion-ah, oh onion-i-o<\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Then me poor poundin&#8217; 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