{"id":11,"date":"2008-12-22T19:19:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-23T02:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=11"},"modified":"2009-10-27T19:22:50","modified_gmt":"2009-10-28T02:22:50","slug":"true-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=11","title":{"rendered":"True Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">once\u00a0saw<\/span><\/address>\n<div>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">a baker<\/span><\/address>\n<div>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">toss\u00a0an onion<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">in\u00a0water<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">boiling<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">hot.<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">On<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">closer<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">inspection,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">it\u00a0was covered<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">with tiny<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">bagels<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">!!!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">&#8220;He,&#8221;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">said I<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">to no one<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but God, &#8220;is a<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">genius.<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Also,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">he&#8217;s<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">dyslexic.&#8221;<\/span><\/address>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I once\u00a0saw a baker toss\u00a0an onion in\u00a0water boiling hot. On closer inspection, it\u00a0was covered with tiny bagels !!! &#8220;He,&#8221; said I to no one but God, &#8220;is a genius. Also, he&#8217;s dyslexic.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[131],"tags":[26,41,42,34],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1128,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions\/1128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}