{"id":1104,"date":"2009-10-22T18:38:57","date_gmt":"2009-10-23T01:38:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1104"},"modified":"2009-10-22T18:38:57","modified_gmt":"2009-10-23T01:38:57","slug":"a-gross-generalization","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1104","title":{"rendered":"A Gross Generalization"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Don&#8217;t order &#8220;onion bagel&#8221; in a French <\/span>brasserie<\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Turns out they prefer <\/span>petit pain<\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And speaking of pain, how come they don&#8217;t care<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">that their snootiness<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">really hurts\u00a0my feelings?<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t order &#8220;onion bagel&#8221; in a French brasserie Turns out they prefer petit pain And speaking of pain, how come they don&#8217;t care that their snootiness really hurts\u00a0my feelings?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[86,122],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1104"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1106,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104\/revisions\/1106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}