{"id":1107,"date":"2009-10-23T21:47:37","date_gmt":"2009-10-24T04:47:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1107"},"modified":"2009-10-23T21:47:37","modified_gmt":"2009-10-24T04:47:37","slug":"for-virgil-or-michael-bay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1107","title":{"rendered":"For Virgil (or Michael Bay)"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I only wrote about impressive things<br \/>\nLike gods and wars and nations\u2019 prideful roots<br \/>\nHeroic tales to tickle queens and kings<br \/>\nRecited o\u2019er the lilt of lyres and lutes<br \/>\nAnd thusly Fame and Fortune knew me well<br \/>\nFor plebes rejoiced with every song I\u2019d quill<br \/>\nThey\u2019d buy most any word I\u2019d care to sell<br \/>\nTil coffers, and my ego, got their fill<br \/>\nBut grandeur can accurse one to dementia<br \/>\nConvincing him to think his waste not foul<br \/>\nWith formulaic plotlines <em>in absentia<\/em><br \/>\nI now write only of my stomach\u2019s growl;<br \/>\nThough my career is at an all-time low, it<br \/>\nFeels good to be an onion bagel poet<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I only wrote about impressive things Like gods and wars and nations\u2019 prideful roots Heroic tales to tickle queens and kings Recited o\u2019er the lilt of lyres and lutes And thusly Fame and Fortune knew me well For plebes rejoiced with every song I\u2019d quill They\u2019d buy most any word I\u2019d care to sell Til [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[144,80,107,121],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1107"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1107"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1107\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1109,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1107\/revisions\/1109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}