{"id":111,"date":"2009-04-01T19:20:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-02T02:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=111"},"modified":"2009-10-07T17:11:23","modified_gmt":"2009-10-08T00:11:23","slug":"intelligent-design","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=111","title":{"rendered":"Intelligent Design"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Though there are many bagels, with tons of tastes to savor,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I couldn&#8217;t shake the feeling there must be a chosen flavor,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The doubters spoke up often, and said No You can&#8217;t Never,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But still to find this favored taste became my life&#8217;s endeavor,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">My science was unfailing, my methods on the level,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">They proved beyond suspicion that most bagels were the devil,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I counted and recounted, some seventy times seven,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And now it&#8217;s plain to see that onion bagels come from heaven.<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-3452634964547980968?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Though there are many bagels, with tons of tastes to savor, I couldn&#8217;t shake the feeling there must be a chosen flavor, The doubters spoke up often, and said No You can&#8217;t Never, But still to find this favored taste became my life&#8217;s endeavor, My science was unfailing, my methods on the level, They proved [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[90,34,172],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1049,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions\/1049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}