{"id":1110,"date":"2009-10-24T19:39:22","date_gmt":"2009-10-25T02:39:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1110"},"modified":"2009-10-24T19:39:22","modified_gmt":"2009-10-25T02:39:22","slug":"the-day-the-vampires-finally-got-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1110","title":{"rendered":"the day the vampires finally got me"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">couldn&#8217;t find my silver necklace<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(the one with garlic bagels on it)<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">so i wore the gold one<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">with onion bagels instead<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>couldn&#8217;t find my silver necklace (the one with garlic bagels on it) so i wore the gold one with onion bagels instead<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[185,186],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1110"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1115,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110\/revisions\/1115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}