{"id":112,"date":"2009-04-02T23:13:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-03T06:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=112"},"modified":"2009-10-07T17:10:23","modified_gmt":"2009-10-08T00:10:23","slug":"beans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=112","title":{"rendered":"Beans"},"content":{"rendered":"
My baby is the beans to my burrito<\/span><\/address>\n
the Cool Ranch seasoning to my Dorito<\/span><\/address>\n
Her love’s the hot sauce on my chicken wing<\/span><\/address>\n
she always gets my gravy thickening<\/span><\/address>\n
She’s the Pez I want in my Dispenser<\/span><\/address>\n
she knows how to put garlic in my mincer<\/span><\/address>\n
My girl’s the icing on my English tea cake<\/span><\/address>\n
and the Whiz Wit’ inside my Philly Cheesesteak<\/span><\/address>\n

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She’s the sugar in my coffee and the honey in my tea<\/span><\/address>\n
the Fruit that’s in my Roll-Up and the Sun in my Capri<\/span><\/address>\n<\/div>\n
She’s wasabi on my sushi and\u00a0the corn around my cob<\/span><\/address>\n
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the super tasty Everlasting stopper to my Gob<\/span><\/address>\n

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As if this weren’t already a fulfilling love buffet I’ll<\/span><\/address>\n
just throw in that my baby is the onion to my bagel<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My baby is the beans to my burrito the Cool Ranch seasoning to my Dorito Her love’s the hot sauce on my chicken wing she always gets my gravy thickening She’s the Pez I want in my Dispenser she knows how to put garlic in my mincer My girl’s the icing on my English tea […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1048,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions\/1048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}