{"id":1149,"date":"2009-11-01T05:32:20","date_gmt":"2009-11-01T13:32:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1149"},"modified":"2009-11-01T08:43:55","modified_gmt":"2009-11-01T16:43:55","slug":"public-consumption","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1149","title":{"rendered":"Public Consumption"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">That bagel in our waiter&#8217;s hand<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Has sent me to a far-off land,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Where rings encircle dunes of sand<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And toasting suns leave my crust tanned<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But sadly this scene fades from sight<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">As soon as I take my first bite,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Warm day becomes a frigid night<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Because my order&#8217;s just not right \u2013<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">There are no onions in this band,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">It&#8217;s plain and pitifully bland<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(Yet in my want to be polite,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I swallow hard, and feign delight)<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That bagel in our waiter&#8217;s hand Has sent me to a far-off land, Where rings encircle dunes of sand And toasting suns leave my crust tanned But sadly this scene fades from sight As soon as I take my first bite, Warm day becomes a frigid night Because my order&#8217;s just not right \u2013 There [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[60,93,178],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1149"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1154,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149\/revisions\/1154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}