{"id":116,"date":"2009-04-06T18:01:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-07T01:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=116"},"modified":"2009-10-07T17:07:15","modified_gmt":"2009-10-08T00:07:15","slug":"cream-cheese-clarence-the-onion-bagel-pimp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=116","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Cream Cheese&#8221; Clarence, The Onion Bagel Pimp"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Where&#8217;s my money, Bagel?<\/span><\/address>\n<div>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Gotta&#8217; sell dat honey, Bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Better get my money, Bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Yo this ain&#8217;t funny, Bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Go&#8217;n &#8216;n make my money, Bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Or else my disposition is apt to become somewhat less than sunny, Bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Where&#8217;s my money, Bagel?<\/span><\/address>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where&#8217;s my money, Bagel? Gotta&#8217; sell dat honey, Bagel Better get my money, Bagel Yo this ain&#8217;t funny, Bagel Go&#8217;n &#8216;n make my money, Bagel Or else my disposition is apt to become somewhat less than sunny, Bagel Where&#8217;s my money, Bagel?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[80,29,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1044,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions\/1044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}