{"id":1181,"date":"2009-11-04T22:52:01","date_gmt":"2009-11-05T06:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1181"},"modified":"2009-11-05T07:47:30","modified_gmt":"2009-11-05T15:47:30","slug":"i-am-a-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1181","title":{"rendered":"I Am a Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I am a man<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I&#8217;m mean and strong<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">My fuse is short<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">My penis, long<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I don&#8217;t need help<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">From here to there<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">My face and butt<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Sprout lots of hair<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I guzzle beer<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">While watching sports<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Kids shield their eyes<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">When I wear shorts<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I eat raw steaks<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And spicy wings<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(Plus onion flavored<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Bagel rings)<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal; \">I never cry<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Except at night<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Trying on bras<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Is normal, right?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I laugh and curtsy<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Skip and twirl<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Oh man I wish<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I was a girl!<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a man I&#8217;m mean and strong My fuse is short My penis, long I don&#8217;t need help From here to there My face and butt Sprout lots of hair I guzzle beer While watching sports Kids shield their eyes When I wear shorts I eat raw steaks And spicy wings (Plus onion flavored [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[78,193,83,29,194],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1181"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1183,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181\/revisions\/1183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}