{"id":1208,"date":"2009-12-04T22:28:16","date_gmt":"2009-12-05T06:28:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1208"},"modified":"2009-12-04T22:28:16","modified_gmt":"2009-12-05T06:28:16","slug":"rabbis-delight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1208","title":{"rendered":"Rabbi’s Delight"},"content":{"rendered":"
Come up to my crib, ya’ll<\/span><\/address>\n
And don’t forget yo’ bib, ya’ll<\/span><\/address>\n
‘Cuz we gon’ eat some bay-galls<\/span><\/address>\n
And crumbs gon’ straight be sprayed all<\/span><\/address>\n
Over yo’ baby da-ddy<\/span><\/address>\n
And in yo’ momma’s Ca-ddy<\/span><\/address>\n
Yo’ gramps be gettin’ mad, G<\/span><\/address>\n
Cuz’ crumbs stick to his plaid, see?<\/span><\/address>\n

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Now when I eat my bagel I be eatin’ da’ whole thing, yo<\/span><\/address>\n
So don’t be try’n ta’ jack me Esse just cuz’ I’m a gringo<\/span><\/address>\n
The shorties like the sweet ones and the old folks like the wheats<\/span><\/address>\n
But any kinds-a bagels are the kinds I’s likes ta’ eats<\/span><\/address>\n

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Some suckas like a sticky bun (bun)<\/span><\/address>\n
And toast-eatas can eat my gun (gun)<\/span><\/address>\n
You think yo’ gold chain weighs a ton (ton?)<\/span><\/address>\n
My bagel’s all blinged out with uhn (yun!)<\/span><\/address>\n

\n<\/span><\/address>\n
My baby’s got Gucci, but my bagel’s got onions,<\/address>\n
My baby’s got chronic, but my bagel’s got onions,<\/address>\n
My baby’s got babies, but my bagel’s got onions,<\/address>\n
My baby’s got herpes.<\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Come up to my crib, ya’ll And don’t forget yo’ bib, ya’ll ‘Cuz we gon’ eat some bay-galls And crumbs gon’ straight be sprayed all Over yo’ baby da-ddy And in yo’ momma’s Ca-ddy Yo’ gramps be gettin’ mad, G Cuz’ crumbs stick to his plaid, see? Now when I eat my bagel I be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[47,90,42,185,36,220],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1208"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1342,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions\/1342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}