{"id":1212,"date":"2009-11-13T18:55:17","date_gmt":"2009-11-14T02:55:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1212"},"modified":"2009-11-13T18:55:17","modified_gmt":"2009-11-14T02:55:17","slug":"midnight-friday-the-13th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1212","title":{"rendered":"Midnight, Friday the 13th"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The scariest hour on the scariest night,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Descends when your hunger sends you down a flight<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Of rickety stairs with a creak and a crack,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And into the kitchen in search of a snack<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Blinded by light pouring from the fridge door,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">You fumble your way through each shelf, rack and drawer<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Only to find what you had the most feared,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Somehow your onion bagels disappeared!<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The scariest hour on the scariest night, Descends when your hunger sends you down a flight Of rickety stairs with a creak and a crack, And into the kitchen in search of a snack Blinded by light pouring from the fridge door, You fumble your way through each shelf, rack and drawer Only to find [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87,65,139],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1212"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1214,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212\/revisions\/1214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}