{"id":1226,"date":"2009-11-17T20:31:02","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T04:31:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1226"},"modified":"2009-11-17T20:32:33","modified_gmt":"2009-11-18T04:32:33","slug":"sonnet-xii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1226","title":{"rendered":"Sonnet XII"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">This bagel&#8217;s somewhat darker than I like<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Like Cage and Shue instead of Cheech and Chong<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Or Jack Bauer instead of Barney Fife<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I guess I let it toast a bit too long<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">These onions overwhelm all with their taste<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Like Donald Trump with marble, glass and gold<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Or one whose favorite band is Ace of Base<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I guess my mixing hand was just too bold<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">This hole is fairly larger than ideal<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Like any screen that broadcasts Carrot Top<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Or any speaker playing songs by Seal<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I guess my fingers knew not when to stop<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But even though my similes are crummy,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I still think that this bagel&#8217;s pretty yummy<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This bagel&#8217;s somewhat darker than I like Like Cage and Shue instead of Cheech and Chong Or Jack Bauer instead of Barney Fife I guess I let it toast a bit too long These onions overwhelm all with their taste Like Donald Trump with marble, glass and gold Or one whose favorite band is Ace [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[26,107,36,68,121],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1226"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1226"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1231,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1226\/revisions\/1231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}