{"id":123,"date":"2009-04-13T23:14:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-14T06:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=123"},"modified":"2009-10-07T16:58:55","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T23:58:55","slug":"temper-tantrum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=123","title":{"rendered":"Temper Tantrum"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I WANT A BAGEL!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">GIMMEABAGEL!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">GIMMMEEAABAAGELLL!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">NOWWWW!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">OWWWW!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">WOWW!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">AOW!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">AH!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">WAH!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">NAAA!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">BAAAY\u2014<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">oh thank you, you shouldn&#8217;t have,\u00a0onion? my favorite!<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I WANT A BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL! GIMMEABAGEL! GIMMMEEAABAAGELLL! NOWWWW! OWWWW! WOWW! AOW! AH! WAH! NAAA! BAAAY\u2014 oh thank you, you shouldn&#8217;t have,\u00a0onion? my favorite!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[59],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1035,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions\/1035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}