{"id":125,"date":"2009-04-15T20:38:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-16T03:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=125"},"modified":"2009-10-07T16:56:43","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T23:56:43","slug":"dont-do-this-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=125","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Do This (I)"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I put all my bagels in one basket<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Then scrambled them up just like eggs<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Straight to the top, only onions did pop<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">So I gave them all some more shakes<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And once I was sure they were shuffled<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(On this fact I knew I could swear)<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I looked at the bin \u2014 all onions again!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The shock knocked me right to the floor<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But during my drop it so happened<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I bumped the basket off the range<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And as they did fall, onions one and all<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">They knocked something right in my brain<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">For though all my efforts at mixing<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Intended to diversify them<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I guess I forgot, all I ever bought<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Were bagels with onions inside them!<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I put all my bagels in one basket Then scrambled them up just like eggs Straight to the top, only onions did pop So I gave them all some more shakes And once I was sure they were shuffled (On this fact I knew I could swear) I looked at the bin \u2014 all onions [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[138],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1032,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions\/1032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}