{"id":126,"date":"2009-04-16T17:43:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-17T00:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=126"},"modified":"2009-10-07T16:55:13","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T23:55:13","slug":"dont-do-this-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=126","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Do This (II)"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I counted my onion bagels before they boiled<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">1 bagel, 2 bagel, 3 bagel, 4 (!)<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">One fell on the ground and got totally soiled<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">1 bagel, 2 bagel, 3 (and no more)<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">My tongue-wagging dog soaked another in slobber<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">1 bagel, 2 bagel (oh how depressin&#8217;)<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Then the last two got snatched by a breakfast food robber<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">0 bagels left (but I learned a good lesson!)<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I counted my onion bagels before they boiled 1 bagel, 2 bagel, 3 bagel, 4 (!) One fell on the ground and got totally soiled 1 bagel, 2 bagel, 3 (and no more) My tongue-wagging dog soaked another in slobber 1 bagel, 2 bagel (oh how depressin&#8217;) Then the last two got snatched by a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[26,21,163],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1030,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions\/1030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}