{"id":128,"date":"2009-04-18T21:12:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-19T04:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=128"},"modified":"2009-10-07T07:51:38","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T14:51:38","slug":"i-am-a-genius-a-lazy-lazy-genius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=128","title":{"rendered":"i am a genius (a lazy, lazy genius)"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">a 45-degree angle<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">is all that separates<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">your average toaster<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">from an\u00a0onion bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">air mail machine<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-6189826197108213512?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a 45-degree angle is all that separates your average toaster from an\u00a0onion bagel air mail machine<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[159,160],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1026,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions\/1026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}