{"id":1293,"date":"2009-11-24T10:28:35","date_gmt":"2009-11-24T18:28:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1293"},"modified":"2010-01-01T09:52:47","modified_gmt":"2010-01-01T17:52:47","slug":"i-paid-for-it-alright","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1293","title":{"rendered":"I Paid For It, Alright"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I bought myself a bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Paid for it in cash<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Took a little bite and gave<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Myself a cream cheese \u2018stache<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Still I liked its flavor<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Sweet and oniony<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">So my second, larger bite<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Made a cream cheese goatee<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Blind to all the gawkers<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Who clearly thought me weird<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I bit the biggest bite of all<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And got a cream cheese beard<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">That&#8217;s when they all stood up<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Said to me &#8220;We&#8217;re through!&#8221;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Where&#8217;d they get the nerve to cut short<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">My job interview?<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought myself a bagel Paid for it in cash Took a little bite and gave Myself a cream cheese \u2018stache Still I liked its flavor Sweet and oniony So my second, larger bite Made a cream cheese goatee Blind to all the gawkers Who clearly thought me weird I bit the biggest bite of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[13,216,150,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1293"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1293"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1443,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1293\/revisions\/1443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}