{"id":1299,"date":"2009-11-25T14:41:31","date_gmt":"2009-11-25T22:41:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1299"},"modified":"2009-11-25T14:41:31","modified_gmt":"2009-11-25T22:41:31","slug":"that-clock-is-a-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1299","title":{"rendered":"That clock is a pizza"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">That clock is a pizza,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Twelve slices round,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Or an onion bagel,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">All toasty and browned,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Now it&#8217;s a pie filled<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">With fruit or with meat,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">What time is lunch coming?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I&#8217;m dying to eat!<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That clock is a pizza, Twelve slices round, Or an onion bagel, All toasty and browned, Now it&#8217;s a pie filled With fruit or with meat, What time is lunch coming? I&#8217;m dying to eat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[65,27,124],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1299"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1299"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1300,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1299\/revisions\/1300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}