{"id":130,"date":"2009-04-20T19:56:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-21T02:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=130"},"modified":"2010-01-01T09:54:14","modified_gmt":"2010-01-01T17:54:14","slug":"growth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=130","title":{"rendered":"growth"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">my onion bagel grew a beard<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and ever since when i have smeared<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">cream cheese upon it i have feared<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">my butter knife would leave it sheared<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(i bet its hairs would taste real weird)<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-6362497209219350670?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my onion bagel grew a beard and ever since when i have smeared cream cheese upon it i have feared my butter knife would leave it sheared (i bet its hairs would taste real weird)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87,150],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1450,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions\/1450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}