{"id":131,"date":"2009-04-21T19:37:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-22T02:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=131"},"modified":"2009-10-07T07:47:51","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T14:47:51","slug":"just-the-lip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"just the lip"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">mustachioed bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you are a rare old onion indeed<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">always ready<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">to attend a bachelor party<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">or investigate crimes in hawai&#8217;i<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">or be eaten by someone<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">not afraid<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">of a little hair in his food<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-4598568714256779956?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mustachioed bagel you are a rare old onion indeed always ready to attend a bachelor party or investigate crimes in hawai&#8217;i or be eaten by someone not afraid of a little hair in his food<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87,150,68],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1023,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions\/1023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}