{"id":1315,"date":"2009-12-01T19:51:18","date_gmt":"2009-12-02T03:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1315"},"modified":"2009-12-01T19:51:18","modified_gmt":"2009-12-02T03:51:18","slug":"limerick-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1315","title":{"rendered":"Limerick #9"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Reginald Williamson Bagel the Third<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Married an onion bulb (or so I heard)<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Until honeymoonin&#8217;<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">He thought she was human<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(I think the whole thing&#8217;s completely absurd)<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reginald Williamson Bagel the Third Married an onion bulb (or so I heard) Until honeymoonin&#8217; He thought she was human (I think the whole thing&#8217;s completely absurd)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[56,218],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1315"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1315"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1316,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1315\/revisions\/1316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}