{"id":1318,"date":"2009-12-02T20:17:47","date_gmt":"2009-12-03T04:17:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1318"},"modified":"2009-12-02T20:17:47","modified_gmt":"2009-12-03T04:17:47","slug":"why-im-staring-suspiciously-at-an-appliance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1318","title":{"rendered":"Why I&#8217;m Staring Suspiciously at an Appliance"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">The streetlamp went out, right when I crossed<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">My laptop froze up, and my work was lost<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I just need this bagel, toasted with cheese<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Why must tragic things always come in threes?<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The streetlamp went out, right when I crossed My laptop froze up, and my work was lost I just need this bagel, toasted with cheese Why must tragic things always come in threes?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[130,163,219],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1318"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1320,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318\/revisions\/1320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}