{"id":133,"date":"2009-04-23T21:02:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-24T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=133"},"modified":"2009-10-07T07:46:09","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T14:46:09","slug":"time-cruel-and-heartless-what-is-it-that-you-have-done-with-my-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=133","title":{"rendered":"time, cruel and heartless, what is it that you have done with my child?"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">my bagel used to be clean cut<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">he&#8217;d do as he was told<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but since he started growing up<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">he&#8217;s gotten rather bold<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">he hangs out with these seedy types<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and does distasteful things<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">like smoking back behind the school<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and blowing onion rings<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">the girls he sees all have pierced holes<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and smell distinctly stale<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">they look like they belong in some<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">two-week-old baked goods sale<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">he skipped his prom and passed out at<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">an all-night toaster rave<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and came home sporting sideburns \u2014<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">that&#8217;s just no way to behave!<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-1920315120386878628?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my bagel used to be clean cut he&#8217;d do as he was told but since he started growing up he&#8217;s gotten rather bold he hangs out with these seedy types and does distasteful things like smoking back behind the school and blowing onion rings the girls he sees all have pierced holes and smell distinctly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[158,19,154,124],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1020,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions\/1020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}