{"id":1333,"date":"2009-12-03T21:18:08","date_gmt":"2009-12-04T05:18:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1333"},"modified":"2009-12-03T21:18:08","modified_gmt":"2009-12-04T05:18:08","slug":"on-the-murky-cloud-of-uncertainty-that-is-the-future-of-the-obscure-niche-poet-with-a-self-imposed-and-fast-approaching-retirement-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1333","title":{"rendered":"On the murky cloud of uncertainty that is the future of the obscure niche poet with a self-imposed and fast-approaching retirement date"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Lo! I feel sick!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Alas! It&#8217;s so strange!<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Can too many poems<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">On one topic derange?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Will bagels stick with me<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Like rabid dogs&#8217; mange?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Or might I shed layers,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And finally change?<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lo! I feel sick! Alas! It&#8217;s so strange! Can too many poems On one topic derange? Will bagels stick with me Like rabid dogs&#8217; mange? Or might I shed layers, And finally change?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[102,217,42,121],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1333"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1333"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1335,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1333\/revisions\/1335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}