{"id":1343,"date":"2009-12-05T21:41:43","date_gmt":"2009-12-06T05:41:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1343"},"modified":"2009-12-05T21:41:43","modified_gmt":"2009-12-06T05:41:43","slug":"in-the-pad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1343","title":{"rendered":"in the pad"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">tv sports for hours and hours<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">unbrushed teeth and undrawn showers<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">breakfast pizza, dinner eggs<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">onion bagel crumbs on legs<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">what a messy, manly day<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">can you tell my wife&#8217;s away?<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tv sports for hours and hours unbrushed teeth and undrawn showers breakfast pizza, dinner eggs onion bagel crumbs on legs what a messy, manly day can you tell my wife&#8217;s away?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[51,56,194,68],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1343"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1343"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1344,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1343\/revisions\/1344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}