{"id":135,"date":"2009-04-25T22:44:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-26T05:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=135"},"modified":"2010-01-01T09:53:59","modified_gmt":"2010-01-01T17:53:59","slug":"stone-sober-logic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=135","title":{"rendered":"stone sober logic"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i woke in bagel puke again<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">familiar onion sludge<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but i had zero drinks last night<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">so don&#8217;t be quick to judge<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i think i must be suffering<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">from some foodborne disease<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">&#8217;cause whiskeys tend not to expire<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">but sometimes does cream cheese<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-5670318654891498390?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i woke in bagel puke again familiar onion sludge but i had zero drinks last night so don&#8217;t be quick to judge i think i must be suffering from some foodborne disease &#8217;cause whiskeys tend not to expire but sometimes does cream cheese<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[78,42],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1449,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions\/1449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}