{"id":1354,"date":"2009-12-07T22:05:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-08T06:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1354"},"modified":"2009-12-07T22:05:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-08T06:05:00","slug":"by-any-other-name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1354","title":{"rendered":"By Any Other Name"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Starvin&#8217; Marvin&#8217;s nickname rhymed but it wasn&#8217;t accurate<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">For he snacked on onion bagels everywhere he came or went<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Then he witnessed No Puke Luke proving his name wasn&#8217;t right<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">That&#8217;s when the first misnamed man fin&#8217;lly lost his appetite<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Starvin&#8217; Marvin&#8217;s nickname rhymed but it wasn&#8217;t accurate For he snacked on onion bagels everywhere he came or went Then he witnessed No Puke Luke proving his name wasn&#8217;t right That&#8217;s when the first misnamed man fin&#8217;lly lost his appetite<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[42,218],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1354"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1354"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1356,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1354\/revisions\/1356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}