{"id":1370,"date":"2009-12-10T21:16:55","date_gmt":"2009-12-11T05:16:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1370"},"modified":"2009-12-10T21:16:55","modified_gmt":"2009-12-11T05:16:55","slug":"a-simple-misunderstanding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1370","title":{"rendered":"a simple misunderstanding"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">the coffee shop hadn\u2019t a toaster<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and all their bagels were plain<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">pale pathetic and frigid rings<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">wrapped up in tight cellophane<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">cold were the shivers this sent to me<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">freezing the spine in my back<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">how could a business still operate<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">with such an obvious lack?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">no answer from the barista<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">gazing with big doughy eyes<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">half of me thought i would hear from her<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">do i with that want some fries?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">lifeless and bleak was the future<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">in such a desolate place<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">no crumbs to clean from the toaster tray<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">no onion mess on my face<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">that\u2019s why i doused it with gasoline<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">struck the matchbook and then ran<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">\u2013 not \u2018cause the doe-eyed barista<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">jilted me for my best man<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the coffee shop hadn\u2019t a toaster and all their bagels were plain pale pathetic and frigid rings wrapped up in tight cellophane cold were the shivers this sent to me freezing the spine in my back how could a business still operate with such an obvious lack? no answer from the barista gazing with big [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[94,81,214,38,56,178],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1370"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1370"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1379,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1370\/revisions\/1379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}