{"id":138,"date":"2009-04-28T23:54:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-29T06:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=138"},"modified":"2010-01-01T09:53:49","modified_gmt":"2010-01-01T17:53:49","slug":"single-serving-cream-cheese-container","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=138","title":{"rendered":"single serving cream cheese container"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you know you got it goin&#8217; on<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">everything i want<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and need in one<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">conveniently pocketable package<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i long to touch you<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">to feel your cool against my warm<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">fingertips taking hold<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">lifting lustfully on your waiting lid<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and now it is time to spread<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">my blade begins<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">you are smooth<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and you are generous but only at first<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">for midway through my onion bagel&#8217;s<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">second half you empty<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">leaving me \u2014 and the promise you made \u2014<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">forever unfulfilled<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-3207374537754112257?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>you know you got it goin&#8217; on everything i want and need in one conveniently pocketable package i long to touch you to feel your cool against my warm fingertips taking hold lifting lustfully on your waiting lid and now it is time to spread my blade begins you are smooth and you are generous [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[60,27,29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1448,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions\/1448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}