{"id":1380,"date":"2009-12-11T19:23:58","date_gmt":"2009-12-12T03:23:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1380"},"modified":"2009-12-11T19:23:58","modified_gmt":"2009-12-12T03:23:58","slug":"there-are-such-things-as-stupid-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1380","title":{"rendered":"There are such things as stupid questions"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Some people ask, <\/span>Why onions, Ted?<\/address>\n<address>Why not some other flavored bread?<\/address>\n<address>Why must your favor just be found<\/address>\n<address>in bagels with bulbs from the ground?<\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">To such as these I turn and sneer<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">then slice their throats from ear to ear<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I&#8217;ve no time for na\u00efvet\u00e9<\/span><\/address>\n<address>And my name&#8217;s Andy, anyway<\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some people ask, Why onions, Ted? Why not some other flavored bread? Why must your favor just be found in bagels with bulbs from the ground? To such as these I turn and sneer then slice their throats from ear to ear I&#8217;ve no time for na\u00efvet\u00e9 And my name&#8217;s Andy, anyway<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[90,222,39,218],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1380"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1383,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380\/revisions\/1383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}