{"id":1384,"date":"2009-12-12T23:15:59","date_gmt":"2009-12-13T07:15:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1384"},"modified":"2009-12-13T08:06:35","modified_gmt":"2009-12-13T16:06:35","slug":"limerick-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=1384","title":{"rendered":"Limerick #10"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I guess the biggest one I&#8217;ve ever seen,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">In inches, had to be damn near eighteen \u2013<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">It\u00a0made the women blush,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">And its proud owner gush,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">That onion bagel&#8217;s so huge it&#8217;s obscene!<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess the biggest one I&#8217;ve ever seen, In inches, had to be damn near eighteen \u2013 It\u00a0made the women blush, And its proud owner gush, That onion bagel&#8217;s so huge it&#8217;s obscene!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[197,163,210],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1384"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1391,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384\/revisions\/1391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}