{"id":139,"date":"2009-04-29T10:12:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-29T17:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=139"},"modified":"2009-10-07T07:39:01","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T14:39:01","slug":"dude-with-a-neck-band-aid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=139","title":{"rendered":"Dude with a neck Band-Aid"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">hey Dude<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">what&#8217;s shakin<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and why is there a Band-Aid<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">on your neck?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">odd place for a Band-Aid<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">if you ask me<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">seein as i&#8217;ve<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">never needed one there before<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">did Somebody<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">with a bread knife<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">mistake your neck for a bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">or somethin?<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i&#8217;m just glad that bagels<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">don&#8217;t have<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Jugular Veins<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">blood and onion don&#8217;t mix<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-4313075620736440844?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hey Dude what&#8217;s shakin and why is there a Band-Aid on your neck? odd place for a Band-Aid if you ask me seein as i&#8217;ve never needed one there before did Somebody with a bread knife mistake your neck for a bagel or somethin? i&#8217;m just glad that bagels don&#8217;t have Jugular Veins blood and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[28,153,143],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1012,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions\/1012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}