{"id":14,"date":"2008-12-25T01:12:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-25T08:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=14"},"modified":"2009-09-29T00:11:05","modified_gmt":"2009-09-29T07:11:05","slug":"sugarplums-schmugarplums","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=14","title":{"rendered":"sugarplums, schmugarplums"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">the only visions<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i want dancing in my head<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">are<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">round<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">doughy<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">onion flavored<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and jewish<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">happy holidays<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">everybody<\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the only visions i want dancing in my head are round doughy onion flavored and jewish happy holidays everybody<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[35,33,34],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":858,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions\/858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}