{"id":140,"date":"2009-04-30T19:54:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-01T02:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=140"},"modified":"2009-10-07T07:37:28","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T14:37:28","slug":"third-degree-turn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=140","title":{"rendered":"third-degree turn"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">i dropped my bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">like it was hot<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">because it was hot<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and my fingers were burning terribly<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">digits in mouth<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">pain soon became joy:<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">the scalded skin<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">tasted quite a bit like onion<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-3899644277102233132?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i dropped my bagel like it was hot because it was hot and my fingers were burning terribly digits in mouth pain soon became joy: the scalded skin tasted quite a bit like onion<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[151,152,122],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=140"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1011,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions\/1011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}