{"id":151,"date":"2009-05-11T15:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-11T22:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=151"},"modified":"2009-11-21T09:24:44","modified_gmt":"2009-11-21T17:24:44","slug":"sonnet-v","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=151","title":{"rendered":"Sonnet V"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>As I&#8217;ve grown ever fatter through the years,<\/div>\n<div>My weight has been unevenly dispersed;<\/div>\n<div>It seems the region just below my ears<\/div>\n<div>Is where the cellulite has gathered worst.<\/div>\n<div>What started as an extra chin at first<\/div>\n<div>Has uncontrollably begun to bloat;<\/div>\n<div>It looks like a balloon&#8217;s about to burst<\/div>\n<div>Beneath the skin that wraps around my throat.<\/div>\n<div>But this analogy I can&#8217;t promote,<\/div>\n<div>For there&#8217;s another much more apropos,<\/div>\n<div>Involving wheat and salt and yeast and oat,<\/div>\n<div>With onion-looking stubble topping dough.<\/div>\n<div>So let us just be honest for a sec,<\/div>\n<div>And call it what it is: a Bagel Neck.<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-3781358869363600806?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I&#8217;ve grown ever fatter through the years, My weight has been unevenly dispersed; It seems the region just below my ears Is where the cellulite has gathered worst. What started as an extra chin at first Has uncontrollably begun to bloat; It looks like a balloon&#8217;s about to burst Beneath the skin that wraps [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[197,83,7],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1263,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions\/1263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}