{"id":152,"date":"2009-05-12T18:06:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-13T01:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=152"},"modified":"2009-11-21T09:23:04","modified_gmt":"2009-11-21T17:23:04","slug":"the-blunder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/?p=152","title":{"rendered":"The Blunder"},"content":{"rendered":"<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I bought a buttered bagel<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">from the baker in my building,<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">But when I bit that breaded band<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">it tasted bland and boring<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Betting that the baker boiled<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">a bad batch of his batter,<\/span><\/address>\n<div>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I barked across the bar that<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">my bite should have been made better<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">I&#8217;d barely blurted this behest<\/span><\/address>\n<address><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">when back came blistering blame:<\/span><\/address>\n<address>This bunch was baked with onion bulbs,<\/address>\n<address>but you bought one marked &#8220;Plain&#8221;<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/300317138275289474-5923050973015095149?l=poemsaboutonionbagels.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/address>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a buttered bagel from the baker in my building, But when I bit that breaded band it tasted bland and boring Betting that the baker boiled a bad batch of his batter, I barked across the bar that my bite should have been made better I&#8217;d barely blurted this behest when back came [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[13,186],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1261,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions\/1261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsaboutonionbagels.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}